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Who am I to you? Anonymously leave a fruit or two in my inbox.

  • Apple:

    I haven't really taken notice of you so far.

  • Honeydew:

    You fascinate me.

  • Banana:

    You annoy me.

  • Mullberry:

    Mostly I tolerate you on my dash.

  • Cherry:

    You make me uncomfortable.

  • Orange:

    I love your blog, but I'm not very interested in you personally.

  • Grapefruit:

    I don't care so much for your blog, but I'm rather interested in you as a person.

  • Kiwi:

    Love your blog, equally interested in you as a person.

  • Pineapple:

    I think about you even when I'm not on tumblr.

  • Rasberry:

    I'm not even aware I'm re-blogging from you when I do.

  • Strawberry:

    I wasn't even aware I was following you. How did that happen?

  • Mango:

    I wouldn't mind talking to you if you ever messaged me, but it's not that big of a deal to me.

  • Apple:

    I would really like to talk to you, but I never will initiate it.

  • Guava:

    I have no interest in talking with you on here.

  • Blueberry:

    Sometimes, I like and re-blog posts from you just to get your attention.

  • Cantaloupe:

    I often avoid liking and re-blogging your post so I don't draw your attention.

  • Watermelon:

    I'm not very interested in you or your blog, I'm just too lazy to unfollow you.

  • Elderberry:

    I've anon-ed you something personal before.

  • Pumpkin:

    I've anon-ed you a compliment before.

  • Kumquat:

    I've anon-ed you hate before.

  • Lemon:

    Never anon-ed you before, probably won't again.

  • Lime:

    We've never talked and I prefer to keep it that way.

  • Papaya:

    We used to talk but we don't anymore and that makes me sad.

  • Rhubarb:

    We used to talk and we don't anymore and I prefer it that way.

  • Tangerine:

    We talk on here sometimes and I want it to continue.

  • Plum:

    Meh.

jessandhersillyblog:

shmurdapunk:

hikergirl:

Peter Glazebrook is out of control.

Colossal carrot - 2014 (Picture: Nigel Roddis/REX (via Pictures of the day: 12 September 2014 - Telegraph))

Giant potato - 2010 (source)
Giant cauliflower - 2014 (Caters News)

this guy is so happy, he’s just doing his weird thing and no one can stop him

so rad

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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(Source: phd-in-awesome)

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